what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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