David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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