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Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Randomize
