Swine flu. Run for my life!
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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