Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
only you would photoshop your dick
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Randomize
