I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
there is glitter all over my balls
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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