didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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