If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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