Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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