I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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