Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
im having a threesome with these popsicles
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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