it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
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