How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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