Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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