i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Randomize
