I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I wear drunk well.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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