i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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