Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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