no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Randomize
