You're so nebulous sometimes
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I'm at about main and main street
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
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