So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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