Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
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