Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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