Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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