Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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