Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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