dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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