so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Why is there bacon in the couch?
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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