Please, let me fuck your mom
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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