i think i have herpe
just one?
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
There are leaves in my underwear?
You can make out without kissing
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