think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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