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My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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