i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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