Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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