i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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