its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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