If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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