Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
They have beer where we have blood.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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