You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
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I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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