just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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