Everything about him screamed your future.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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