How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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