I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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