Midget sex pt 2 tonight
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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