Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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