bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
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