Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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