You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
Randomize
