Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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