6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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