it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
Randomize
