The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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