its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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