i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Randomize
