I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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